October 27, 2009
The Tumblr Film Festival. Last night in Hollywood, CA. Where 100% of the people in attendance were in need of a Tumblrvention. (picture by resident Tumblwhore Liezl).

The Tumblr Film Festival. Last night in Hollywood, CA. Where 100% of the people in attendance were in need of a Tumblrvention. (picture by resident Tumblwhore Liezl).

August 25, 2009

Editors Note: I need a “Don’t Let Tumblrvention Die” intervention. Maybe if more people came to the Tumblrvention I’d be more motivated. Tell your Tumblr obsessed nerdo friends about us and spread the word about breaking the cycle. 

August 4, 2009
“ God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot reblog, the courage to only follow the blogs I can, and the wisdom to know when to close my dashboard altogether.
The Tumblrvention Serenity Prayer. We will recite this at the beginning of every session.
July 20, 2009
Tweeting Too Hard →

Hey modern science, great work on giving every shitty person on earth an outlet to post whatever shitty thought pops into their shitty heads!

(I know this isn’t “Twittervention” but its relevant enough here too. And BTW, whoever created the Twitter account Twitrvention… thanks for taking that username and then not doing shit with it. Wasteful.)

July 16, 2009
David: “Hi Tumblrvention, I’m David.” Group (in unison): “Hi David.” David: “I only wanted to create a place for people to share pictures of what they ate for dinner or their amateur graphic design work. I didn’t mean to fuel the ramblings of an entire generation of narcissists. I’m so…” (breaks down crying) Moderator (with hand on David’s shoulder): “It’s OK David. Let it out. Let’s thank David for sharing, everyone.” Group (in unison): “Thank you David.”

David: “Hi Tumblrvention, I’m David.”

Group (in unison): “Hi David.”

David: “I only wanted to create a place for people to share pictures of what they ate for dinner or their amateur graphic design work. I didn’t mean to fuel the ramblings of an entire generation of narcissists. I’m so…” (breaks down crying)

Moderator (with hand on David’s shoulder): “It’s OK David. Let it out. Let’s thank David for sharing, everyone.”

Group (in unison): “Thank you David.”

July 15, 2009

Hi, thanks for coming in, grab a water. Have a seat.

No, no, sit back down. It’s OK. Hey, we’re all followers here. We care about you and your content. We’re just here because we’re concerned is all. And you know what, a lot of us were just like you at one point. So trust us, this is for the best.

Look, we know you love Tumblr. We love it too. It’s a great tool for sharing videos, stories and information with others. But lets face it, you have a problem. You’re addicted to Tumblr and you need help.

Tumblrvention is here to help.

So take your hand away from that unfollow button and let’s get started.